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Post by Scottish Lassie on Mar 16, 2018 23:55:22 GMT
Here's one I heard from a friend of ours: (warning - it's a bit on the sick side!) Two men and a woman get shipwrecked on a desert island. For a while both men do what comes naturally. Then she feels guilty and commits suicide. Then, for a while, both men do what comes naturally until THEY feel guilty. 'I guess it's time we buried her body,' they agreed. Did they happen to have enbalming fluid by any chance, else you are right, it is sick.!!! |
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Post by toetapping on Mar 17, 2018 20:42:09 GMT
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Post by toetapping on Mar 20, 2018 19:07:44 GMT
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Post by toetapping on Mar 28, 2018 19:14:53 GMT
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Post by toetapping on Mar 31, 2018 19:30:30 GMT
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Post by Scottish Lassie on Apr 1, 2018 2:10:36 GMT
Have you experienced being in a haunted house? |
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Post by toetapping on Apr 1, 2018 18:44:17 GMT
No I haven't.  |
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Post by toetapping on Apr 2, 2018 18:23:45 GMT
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Post by Scottish Lassie on Apr 4, 2018 1:48:43 GMT
Commendable, for sure, we always have to take that first step, if we want to change in any way. |
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Post by Scottish Lassie on Apr 4, 2018 1:54:59 GMT
WRONG.!!! WRONG.!!! WRONG.!!! |
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Post by toetapping on Apr 6, 2018 18:48:06 GMT
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Post by toetapping on Apr 10, 2018 4:21:11 GMT
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Post by toetapping on Apr 16, 2018 20:35:41 GMT
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Post by toetapping on May 19, 2018 23:56:51 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2018 0:44:26 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2018 0:37:54 GMT
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Post by Big Lin on Aug 30, 2018 21:06:46 GMT
A Worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure, In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant, In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant, In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant, In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant, In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant, In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant, And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant!
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Post by andie on May 1, 2019 3:46:00 GMT
I like jokes and joke threads.
IMO the forums could use a bit more humor. So maybe we can revive this thread.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
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Post by Scottish Lassie on May 3, 2019 15:35:38 GMT
I like jokes and joke threads. IMO the forums could use a bit more humor. So maybe we can revive this thread. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here." I've heard that one before but it is nice to have it repeated. It was natural that what happened was a possibility. Didn't she have any family? As far as I am concerned Blondes are just as smart. I wonder why people still hang on to that misnomer? |
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Post by andie on May 4, 2019 20:52:46 GMT
Scottish Lassie It is just a joke SL. I believe most people perceive it as just that. In fact most blondes I know love blonde jokes.
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Post by Scottish Lassie on May 5, 2019 4:25:26 GMT
Scottish Lassie It is just a joke SL. I believe most people perceive it as just that. In fact most blondes I know love blonde jokes. No doubt. |
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Post by toetapping on Jan 14, 2020 23:47:35 GMT
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Post by DAS (formerly BushAdmirer) on Apr 5, 2020 15:19:54 GMT
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour”,
The driver says, "Goodness, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: “Now don't be silly, dear -- you know that this car doesn't have cruise control"
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once!!”
The wife smiles demurely and says, "Well dear you should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did or your speed would have been higher."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?"
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'
The driver says, “Yeah, well, you see, officer, I had it on, but I took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.”
The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving."
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket, the driver turns to his wife and barks, “WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?”
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?
She replies, "Only when he's been drinking." *
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Post by rebel2020 on Apr 6, 2020 9:32:56 GMT
Love that one Mate, gave me a good laugh to start a new week of depressing bad news.  |
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Post by toetapping on Aug 28, 2021 18:04:02 GMT
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