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Post by DAS (formerly BushAdmirer) on Mar 2, 2015 20:58:04 GMT
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife.
Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be
cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote.
General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".
Speaking from his HQ, a shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands.
They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace.
Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."
Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not impact on their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway!
According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Muslim Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like so they are reconsidering the true value of their benefit packages.
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Post by Big Lin on Mar 2, 2015 23:42:06 GMT
I know it's a sad subject and I feel deeply sad about the reality of it but to be honest I laughed my head off reading this.
It's brilliantly hilarious!
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Mar 4, 2015 13:02:33 GMT
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Post by iamjumbo on Mar 8, 2015 10:13:57 GMT
that is because, australia, like england, and most of the rest of europe, have allowed themselves to be overrun by savages who worship the baby raper Hi Iamjumbo, I'm not quite sure what you mean with your last comment about savages. We in ECKANKAR don't refer to a human being as a savage. We see ourselves as Soul ( a unit of awareness ) inhabiting a body that is a temple for Soul. Souls are here to learn through their experiences on this earth, one of the lessons is to love each other as God loves each Soul. We are here to rise above the influences of the negative force which promotes hatred. That is what we have to focus on if we wish to live in a peaceloving world. Calling a person a savage is just going to antagonize people, so it is always better to be carefull in regard to how we speak. a savage is one who doesn't practice what YOU preach. of course, there will NEVER be a peaceloving world. world peace is a fantasy, which is neither attainable, nor desirable |
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Post by iamjumbo on Mar 8, 2015 10:16:26 GMT
huh uh. truth is NEVER different. your PERCEPTION of truth may well be different, but, if it is not the absolute truth, you do not have a truth. society does NOT determine what is truth or moral. what was true and moral a million years ago, is true and moral now, and will be true and moral a million years from now truth and morality are IMMUTABLE You are right Iamjumbo,it is our perception of the truth that is different, but surely you knew that was what I meant. Only God knows what truth is. The rest of us don't really know. We guage what truth is by what we discover through our experiences in life. The same applies away back in time. As far as I am concerned the same applies in regard to our morals which really is very different. morality NEVER changes. societal acceptance or rejection of something does NOT decide morality |
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Post by iamjumbo on Mar 8, 2015 12:50:42 GMT
The Atomic bomb negated the need to invade.
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My views have since evolved to the point of seeing WW2 as unnecesary for US and Western European involvement. Tilting the scales against the axis powers only enabled Mao and Stalin to commit the biggest mass murders in history.
of course, mao and joe combined didn't murder as many people as adolf, all by himself |
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Post by iamjumbo on Mar 8, 2015 12:55:36 GMT
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be
cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote.
General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".
Speaking from his HQ, a shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands.
They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace.
Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."
Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not impact on their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway!
According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Muslim Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like so they are reconsidering the true value of their benefit packages. that is too funny |
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Post by iamjumbo on Mar 8, 2015 12:57:21 GMT
that definitely requires saving |
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Post by iamjumbo on Mar 8, 2015 13:01:08 GMT
Maybe so, that would certainly be unfortunate if that were to happen. These people have been brought up to believe what is in their Holy Book, so can they really be blamed for believing it to be true. Don't forget, we have the same kind of behaviour in the Old Testament. If people had not come to believe in Jesus Christ who said to the people " Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." then we might be just as barbaric in our behaviour as these particuler Syrians. Yes ,they can be blamed. I for one blame them entirely. of course the TOTAL blame is on them. what they were taught has absolutely NO relevance to anything. they know what they were taught is wrong, and their insistence on following it anyway is SOLELY theirs |
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Post by iamjumbo on Mar 8, 2015 13:03:32 GMT
Yes ,they can be blamed. I for one blame them entirely. Why so? Gibby. Can a child be blamed for what it is brought up to believe? in their Holy Book, The Koran? If the children disobey, then they are punished. Even when children are adults if they embarrass the parents their own parents may kill them, as according to their belief the children are dishonouring their parents and that is apparently, against their law. No wonder the children grow up to be so cruel, because it is their law that is cruel. when a kid gets to be 13, he knows that what he was taught is wrong, and it is HIS responsibility to no longer follow it |
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Post by Scottish Lassie on Mar 11, 2015 22:21:56 GMT
Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be
cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
The suicide bombers' union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote.
General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, "Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don't ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the teeth".
Speaking from his HQ, a shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, "I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands.
They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace.
Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It's a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don't like cutting benefits but I'd hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won't be able to blow themselves up."
Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not impact on their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway!
According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Muslim Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like so they are reconsidering the true value of their benefit packages. Hi Bush Admirer, A good story, who thought it it up? Why the concern about whether a person is a virgin or not. Our thoughts should be on whether we love the person and accept the person as they are. |
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Post by Scottish Lassie on Mar 11, 2015 22:29:59 GMT
Why so? Gibby. Can a child be blamed for what it is brought up to believe? in their Holy Book, The Koran? If the children disobey, then they are punished. Even when children are adults if they embarrass the parents their own parents may kill them, as according to their belief the children are dishonouring their parents and that is apparently, against their law. No wonder the children grow up to be so cruel, because it is their law that is cruel. when a kid gets to be 13, he knows that what he was taught is wrong, and it is HIS responsibility to no longer follow it It is not as easy as that, parents kill their children if they disobey their wishes so they don't have much of a choice |
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Post by Scottish Lassie on Mar 11, 2015 22:43:45 GMT
Hi Iamjumbo, I'm not quite sure what you mean with your last comment about savages. We in ECKANKAR don't refer to a human being as a savage. We see ourselves as Soul ( a unit of awareness ) inhabiting a body that is a temple for Soul. Souls are here to learn through their experiences on this earth, one of the lessons is to love each other as God loves each Soul. We are here to rise above the influences of the negative force which promotes hatred. That is what we have to focus on if we wish to live in a peaceloving world. Calling a person a savage is just going to antagonize people, so it is always better to be carefull in regard to how we speak. a savage is one who doesn't practice what YOU preach. of course, there will NEVER be a peaceloving world. world peace is a fantasy, which is neither attainable, nor desirable I want that, so why would you suppose that a peaceful world is not desirable? |
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Post by iamjumbo on Mar 12, 2015 14:11:17 GMT
when a kid gets to be 13, he knows that what he was taught is wrong, and it is HIS responsibility to no longer follow it It is not as easy as that, parents kill their children if they disobey their wishes so they don't have much of a choice EVERYONE has a choice. many times, the choice can be between the lesser of two evils, but, it is ALWAYS choice. no matter the circumstances, EVERYTHING that you do is by your choice |
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Post by iamjumbo on Mar 12, 2015 14:14:51 GMT
a savage is one who doesn't practice what YOU preach. of course, there will NEVER be a peaceloving world. world peace is a fantasy, which is neither attainable, nor desirable I want that, so why would you suppose that a peaceful world is not desirable? it's quite simple. as long as there are two humans on this earth, there will not be peace. the irrefutable FACT is that world peace costs too much. it would never be worth that cost. as patrick henry said, "is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased by the chains of slavery? forbid it almighty god" the ONLY possible way that there could be peace is to submit to tyrants, and enslave yourself. no matter how much killing or anything else, obviously, peace is NEVER worth the price |
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Post by Scottish Lassie on Mar 13, 2015 22:23:52 GMT
I want that, so why would you suppose that a peaceful world is not desirable? it's quite simple. as long as there are two humans on this earth, there will not be peace. the irrefutable FACT is that world peace costs too much. it would never be worth that cost. as patrick henry said, "is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased by the chains of slavery? forbid it almighty god" the ONLY possible way that there could be peace is to submit to tyrants, and enslave yourself. no matter how much killing or anything else, obviously, peace is NEVER worth the price Peace would be a reality if people would come to grips with the vices that exist in this world. It seems people don't try to master the ngativity in their life. The vices should be taught at school and focussed on individually, starting with RAGE which in my opinion is responsible for a lot of the ills of this world. Children go through the temper tantrum stage, but it is never really focussed on, consequently rage erupts whenever something happens that we don't like, which certainly not good for your health and besides that, it is demeaning. We should be able to conduct ourselves in a rational manner instead of going overboard in our behaviour,so that someone dies as a result and all because of lack of controlof our emotions. |
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Post by Scottish Lassie on Mar 13, 2015 22:31:23 GMT
Why so? Gibby. Can a child be blamed for what it is brought up to believe? in their Holy Book, The Koran? If the children disobey, then they are punished. Even when children are adults if they embarrass the parents their own parents may kill them, as according to their belief the children are dishonouring their parents and that is apparently, against their law. No wonder the children grow up to be so cruel, because it is their law that is cruel. when a kid gets to be 13, he knows that what he was taught is wrong, and it is HIS responsibility to no longer follow it And be killed by their parents as a result. This does happen even today. |
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Post by iamjumbo on Mar 15, 2015 10:42:58 GMT
it's quite simple. as long as there are two humans on this earth, there will not be peace. the irrefutable FACT is that world peace costs too much. it would never be worth that cost. as patrick henry said, "is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased by the chains of slavery? forbid it almighty god" the ONLY possible way that there could be peace is to submit to tyrants, and enslave yourself. no matter how much killing or anything else, obviously, peace is NEVER worth the price Peace would be a reality if people would come to grips with the vices that exist in this world. It seems people don't try to master the ngativity in their life. The vices should be taught at school and focussed on individually, starting with RAGE which in my opinion is responsible for a lot of the ills of this world. Children go through the temper tantrum stage, but it is never really focussed on, consequently rage erupts whenever something happens that we don't like, which certainly not good for your health and besides that, it is demeaning. We should be able to conduct ourselves in a rational manner instead of going overboard in our behaviour,so that someone dies as a result and all because of lack of controlof our emotions. obviously, you are quite right. of course, thinking that will EVER happen, is not. that would be pure fantasy. |
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Post by iamjumbo on Mar 15, 2015 10:45:25 GMT
when a kid gets to be 13, he knows that what he was taught is wrong, and it is HIS responsibility to no longer follow it And be killed by their parents as a result. This does happen even today. yeah, it has happened here in the u.s. there are more than a few worthless parents in prison. |
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Post by Scottish Lassie on Mar 15, 2015 23:39:19 GMT
Peace would be a reality if people would come to grips with the vices that exist in this world. It seems people don't try to master the ngativity in their life. The vices should be taught at school and focussed on individually, starting with RAGE which in my opinion is responsible for a lot of the ills of this world. Children go through the temper tantrum stage, but it is never really focussed on, consequently rage erupts whenever something happens that we don't like, which certainly not good for your health and besides that, it is demeaning. We should be able to conduct ourselves in a rational manner instead of going overboard in our behaviour,so that someone dies as a result and all because of lack of controlof our emotions. obviously, you are quite right. of course, thinking that will EVER happen, is not. that would be pure fantasy. Hi Iamjimbo, I don't see why it couldn't be a reality, It just needs to be incorporated as part of school subjects. |
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Post by Scottish Lassie on Mar 16, 2015 1:54:27 GMT
I want that, so why would you suppose that a peaceful world is not desirable? it's quite simple. as long as there are two humans on this earth, there will not be peace. the irrefutable FACT is that world peace costs too much. it would never be worth that cost. as patrick henry said, "is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased by the chains of slavery? forbid it almighty god" the ONLY possible way that there could be peace is to submit to tyrants, and enslave yourself. no matter how much killing or anything else, obviously, peace is NEVER worth the price Hi Iamjumbo, To me a savage is a person who doesn't care about the rights of others and therefore causes harm in some way, to that person. We should always behave in a humane and civilized manner. |
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Mar 16, 2015 19:32:47 GMT
of course, mao and joe combined didn't murder as many people as adolf, all by himself  With all due respect Jumbo you're wrong here. After WW2 Stalin had all the areas in the Ukraine and White Russia sealed off by his soldiers and over 14 million inhabitants in these areas were starved to death.
Hitler had made threats to people under his control if a world war was started which is one reason why I oppose the US participation in WW2. If a criminal is holding hostages a negociation may be forced to ensure their safe release.
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Post by iamjumbo on Mar 17, 2015 15:21:44 GMT
obviously, you are quite right. of course, thinking that will EVER happen, is not. that would be pure fantasy. Hi Iamjimbo, I don't see why it couldn't be a reality, It just needs to be incorporated as part of school subjects. if it were incorporated as a school subject, you would have close to about forty percent of the students converted to you. the rest would oppose you |
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