You can't do that.
I'm afraid you simply can't do that.
When people are discussing important political issues, you can't just use your own definitions of words. Apart from being the height of egotism - the ego of the toddler or the Red queen in Alice in Wonderland who claims that when she uses words they mean just exactly what she wants them to mean - it completely negates the possibility of any proper conversation.
I could call you a fascist, or a homosexual, or an Afro-American, and when you objected I could excuse it by saying that I was using the words as I chose to define them, not with the globally accepted meaning of them.
You are not such a special snowflake that you are allowed to invent your own language and expect the rest of us to admire you for it or even understand you.
OK Riotgrrl - You've made a good point. But where are you going to get a valid definition of just what a liberal is? I did a Google search and came up with this one. Do you agree that this is it?
A liberal (also leftist) is someone who rejects logical and biblical standards, often for self-centered reasons. There are no coherent liberal standards; often a liberal is merely someone who craves attention, and who uses many words to say nothing.[1] Liberalism began as a movement for individual liberties, but today is increasingly statist, and in Europe even socialistic.
A liberal generally supports many of the following political positions and practices:
Taxpayer-funded and/or legalized abortion
Censorship of teacher-lead prayer in classrooms and school sponsored events
Support for gun control
Support of obscenity and pornography as a First Amendment right[2]
Income redistribution, usually through progressive taxation
Government-rationed medical care, such as Universal Health Care
Taxpayer-funded and government-controlled public education
The denial of inherent gender differences
Insisting that men and women be placed in the same jobs in the military
Legalized same-sex marriage
Implementation of affirmative action
Political correctness
Support of labor unions
Teaching acceptance of promiscuity through sexual "education" rather than teaching abstinence from sex.[3]
A "living Constitution" that is reinterpreted as liberals prefer, rather than how it was intended
Government programs to rehabilitate criminals
Abolition of the death penalty
Environmentalism[4]
Disarmament treaties
Globalism
Opposition of the Bible.
Opposition to an interventionalist American foreign policy [5]
Opposition to full private property rights[6]
Reinstating the Fairness Doctrine
In 2005, it was reported by CBS News that liberals were the most likely supporters of the theory of evolution. The theory of evolution is a key component of atheistic ideologies in the Western World.
Opposition to domestic wire-tapping as authorized in the Patriot Act
Calling anyone they agree with a "professor" regardless of whether he earned that distinction based on a real peer review of his work (see, e.g., Richard Dawkins and Barack Obama).
"The long romance of Western leftists with some of the bloodiest regimes and political movements in history is a story not told often enough ...