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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2015 20:08:54 GMT
So many times we seem to search for just the right word and never find it, however people are creative and the following 'new' words may just fill your need:
Ambitchous – (adj.) - Striving to be more of a bitch than the average bitch. Juggersnot – (n) – A huge impending sneeze that you cannot prevent. Masturdating – (n) Going out alone to a movie or a restaurant. Youniverse – (n) – Used to indicate that a person has knowledge only of himself or herself, their universe consists only of themselves. Carcolepsy – (n) – A condition where a passenger falls asleep as soon as the car starts moving. Unlightening – (v) – Learning something that makes you dumber. Chiptease – (n) – When you buy a bag of potato chips thinking that it will be full, but it turns out to be just air. (May be applied to the thoughts of some people as Braintease.) Afterclap – (n) – The last person who claps after everyone else has stopped. Columbusing – (n) – When white people claim to have discovered something that has been around for years, decades, centuries. (This also applies to black people as Sharptonbusing). Askhole – (n) – Someone who asks many, stupid, pointless, or obnoxious questions. Textpectation – (n) – The anticipation felt when waiting for a response to a text. Doppelbanger – (n) – A person who has sexual intercourse with someone that looks identical to them but is not related. Errorist – (n) – Someone who repeatedly makes mistakes, or is always wrong. (Gosh, I wonder who that can be?) Unkeyboardinated – (adj) – When you are unable to type without making mistakes. Destinesia – (n) – When you get to where you were intending to go, but forgot why you were going there in the first place. Chairdrobe – (n) – Piling clothes on a chair in place of a closet or dresser; see also floordrobe. Nonversation – (n) – A Completely worthless conversation, small talk. Internest – (n) – The cocoon blankets and pillows gathered around yourself whilst spending long periods of time on the internet. Hiberdating – (n) – When a person ignores their friends in favor of a boyfriend/girlfriend. Nerdjacking – (n) – filling a conversation with unnecessary detail about one's passion to an otherwise uninitiated, uninterested layperson. Dudevorce – (n) – When two bros officially end their friendship. Beerboarding – (n) – Extracting secrete information from a colleague by getting them drunk. Bedgasm – (n) – A feeling of euphoria experienced when climbing into bed at the end of a very long day.
Of course, there will likely be situations when none of these words can help and therefore there is this last word: Eglaf – (noun) – A word that has no meaning, can be used in place of any other word.
Used such as; If you don't like this posting then eglaf you!
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Post by Hunny on Sept 8, 2023 20:30:27 GMT
This was funny!
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