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gypsyboy
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Funny meanings ! Dec 17, 2012 12:02:40 GMT

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Post by gypsyboy on Dec 17, 2012 12:02:40 GMT

CIGARETTE:- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:- It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.

CONFERENCE:- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM:- A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE:- A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN:- The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE:- The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT:- A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST:- A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

BOSS:- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN:- One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR:- A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills ;D

"Never run after a bus or a girl. There will always be another one"

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Hunny: Deyana, we miss you! Come see the magazine (you're in it!) And all the new posts.. *sends chi, to make you need to come* vzshzzzzzzz!!!

biglinmarshall.proboards.com/thread/7917/bits-pieces-magazine-issue-2024 Nov 4, 2024 17:39:29 GMT *

Hunny: Ah! Domestic Goddess has joined us as well. Hello love! How's every little thing? Nov 3, 2024 13:19:35 GMT

Hunny: knock knock knock! hdng2

yay!

Nov 2, 2024 22:37:16 GMT *

trubble: Haha! well I guess then you will all have to imagine you are at a seance and I'm the invisible spirit haunting you - knock three times if you can see my posts - lol! Nov 2, 2024 21:29:08 GMT

Hunny: It's not your fault you can't find it. It's not there! (Only possible reason would be your location.) So..I can't un-tick it either. Nov 2, 2024 17:19:54 GMT *

trubble: It does not say invisible anywhere for me, I'm on the right tab I think. If you can switch it for me, please do. If not, oh well, doesn't matter really.

thanks Nov 2, 2024 17:09:05 GMT

Hunny: go to your profile / click 'edit' (upper right) / click 'privacy' tab.. where it says 'invisible' tick no Nov 2, 2024 15:12:40 GMT *

trubble: I've forgotten how to change my settings so I stop being invisible? Nov 2, 2024 14:51:09 GMT

trubble: Hi Hunny

you are as lovely and kind as ever. GOOD! Nice to see you. Nov 1, 2024 22:48:27 GMT

Hunny:

Trubble! Hello old friend. I was just reading the conversation you and I had years ago here... Geez. Great to see you!

Nov 1, 2024 16:56:54 GMT *

trubble: Boo! Nov 1, 2024 16:22:01 GMT

Hunny: It's you lot who did the great job!

I bb/coded and added filler. But it's what you each wrote which was wonderful! *applauds* Oct 26, 2024 18:03:11 GMT *

donnabarber: Thanks, Hunny. A great job! Oct 25, 2024 20:58:15 GMT

Hunny: THE MAGAZINE IS PUBLISHED! --> biglinmarshall.proboards.com/thread/7917/bits-pieces-magazine-issue-2024

Oct 23, 2024 18:34:05 GMT

Hunny: THE U.S. ELECTION: biglinmarshall.proboards.com/thread/7894/presidential-election-2024?page=1&scrollTo=77178 Oct 23, 2024 18:33:42 GMT

Hunny: SPACE: biglinmarshall.proboards.com/thread/7859/space-news Oct 23, 2024 18:33:20 GMT

deyana: Good one!

Aug 3, 2024 20:19:07 GMT

Hunny: Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them
and you have their shoes.

Aug 2, 2024 11:10:48 GMT *

Hunny: Oh yes, of course! Just a tick, I'll pm you the link, where to post submissions... Jul 31, 2024 21:30:17 GMT *

donnabarber: Hunny, I'd like to offer a poem for the magazine Jul 31, 2024 21:25:44 GMT