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Post by ♫anna♫ on May 17, 2009 14:52:35 GMT
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520399,00.html QUOTE: North Carolina Teen Tries to Rob Bank With Banana, Then Eats It Before Police Arrive Saturday , May 16, 2009 Authorities say a North Carolina teen who was thwarted as he tried to rob a store with a banana ate it before they could arrive. Winston-Salem authorities say 17-year-old John Szwalla held the banana under his shirt when he entered the store Thursday, saying he had a gun and demanded money. Owner Bobby Ray Mabe says he and a customer jumped Szwalla, holding him until deputies arrived. While they waited, Mabe says the teen ate the banana. Mabe says deputies took pictures of the banana peel. Forsyth County Sheriff's office spokesman Maj. Brad Stanley says deputies joked about charging Szwalla with destroying evidence. Szwalla faces a charge of attempted armed robbery. Jail officials say he doesn't have an attorney.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2009 8:51:01 GMT
I can remember overhearing some defence lawyers in a court canteen swapping stories about their sillier clients. The one that sticks out was of the man who broke into a factory through the skylight then used his safebreaking skills on a night storage heater.
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on May 19, 2009 13:44:39 GMT
I remember my mate being slapped and strangled over the hood of a police car outside a nightclub as he tried to swallow his stash of weed while the police screamed abuse at him..."spit it out you little bastard" etc...the cheers from the onlookers when he succeeded were deafening. ;D
AH
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2009 18:47:35 GMT
I'm surprised he wasn't arrested and put in one of those cells without a flush toilet, Alph!
Or was he?
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Post by Alpha Hooligan on May 20, 2009 12:56:29 GMT
I can't really remember, but it was a chunk of weed that he ate, so there would've been no "evidence" anyways....it wasn't a bag of coke or anything. I know that he wasn't charged with anything though...just ejected from the cells the next day with the usual warnings about not getting in their way again or he'd get more than just a slap from Birkenhead's finest! I also remember the pigs catching another mate of mine with a really tiny little chunk of weed, they mocked him about the feeble amount, threw it down a grid and told him he wasn't even worth the paper work. ;D AH
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Post by mindy on May 20, 2009 13:29:07 GMT
I remember my mate being slapped and strangled over the hood of a police car outside a nightclub as he tried to swallow his stash of weed while the police screamed abuse at him..."spit it out you little bastard" etc...the cheers from the onlookers when he succeeded were deafening. ;D AH That is beyond hilarious! ;D You just gave me a good laugh!
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2009 18:49:00 GMT
I can't really remember, but it was a chunk of weed that he ate, so there would've been no "evidence" anyways....it wasn't a bag of coke or anything. I know that he wasn't charged with anything though...just ejected from the cells the next day with the usual warnings about not getting in their way again or he'd get more than just a slap from Birkenhead's finest! I also remember the pigs catching another mate of mine with a really tiny little chunk of weed, they mocked him about the feeble amount, threw it down a grid and told him he wasn't even worth the paper work. ;D AH I once watched some documentaries about customs people, and they have to sift through detainees' bodily excetions....
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