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Post by Hunny on Nov 6, 2012 12:12:33 GMT
~ NOTE: I do this weekly, but in one thread, so go to the last page to see this week's game ~ ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Roll-a-MemberGAME~ "Roll" - to make fun of, sport on, have fun with ~Every Tuesday, a member is picked at random and you will be instructed what to do to them!It's all in fun folks!//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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Post by Hunny on Nov 6, 2012 12:13:22 GMT
This week, Sadie1263 is our vic..erm, volunteer Ask her for a date, and make it convincing. If she says no, go back tomorrow and try to talk her into seeing what a charming schmo..erm potential mate you actually are. Ladies, to play, yup, you're gonna' have to ask her to 'switch sides"! Tell her why in your case, it'd be worth it. ;D The first one to get a date wins 2 contest points. The second successful suitor gets 1 point. If no one gets a date, no one gets points *shrug* (it could happen). That's why you have to try! (The contests scores are here: click )
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Post by sadie1263 on Nov 6, 2012 14:15:54 GMT
How funny..........(hint.....throw in Alcohol in your proposal.....)
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Post by Hunny on Nov 6, 2012 16:13:32 GMT
How funny..........(hint.....throw in Alcohol in your proposal.....) Hey, wait, finally this is a contest I can take part in! (Usually I cant because I'm the one who knows the answers.) mmm..
Okay. You want to go out with me because sex ..I can take or leave. (wait, how much alcohol are we talking? ;D )
and I'm intense, and I like fun and humor, and..well, I've looked at life from both sides now. And that ought to be worth something! lively version: ( deep version: ) Joni Mitchell Both Sides Now
Bows and flows of angel hair And ice cream castles in the air And feather canyons everywhere I've looked at clouds that way
But now they only block the sun They rain and snow on everyone So many things I would have done But clouds got in my way
I've looked at clouds from both sides now From up and down, and still somehow It's cloud illusions I recall I really don't know clouds at all
Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels The dizzy dancing way you feel As every fairy tale comes real I've looked at love that way
But now it's just another show You leave 'em laughing when you go And if you care, don't let them know Don't give yourself away
I've looked at love from both sides now From give and take, and still somehow It's love's illusions I recall I really don't know love at all
Tears and fears and feeling proud To say "I love you" right out loud Dreams and schemes and circus crowds I've looked at life that way
Oh but now old friends are acting strange They shake their heads, they say I've changed Well something's lost but something's gained In living every day
I've looked at life from both sides now From WIN and LOSE and still somehow It's life's illusions I recall I really don't know life at all
I've looked at life from both sides now From up and down and still somehow It's life's illusions I recall I really don't know life at allI want a date like you see in old movies...a walk in the park, putting our feet in the water, feeding the ducks...eating terrible street vendor food that for some reason seems like the best thing you ever ate. Go window shopping, and buy something entirely frivolous. Ride the ferry out to the Staten Island amusement park, and laugh at people over secret jokes, and.. (is this too gay already? LOL Ok, I want to go out with me because you're my friend And I know we'd have a riot laughing together. That's why. Will you go out with me? They've got some good shopping in New York, and endless things to see..
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Post by mikemarshall on Nov 6, 2012 21:11:48 GMT
Sadie, I have always admired your outstanding intellect as well as your obvious beauty. You combine brains with beauty and a nature that is utterly magnetic, compelling and entrancing. Your sincerity, kindness, sense of humour and charm are utterly irresistible.
Now I know that you are such a paragon of perfection that it is an impertinence for me even to approach you. However, I have brought you a bouquet of flowers which I hope you will like, a box of chocolates that I hope you will like, a bottle of champagne which I hope you will help me drink, and tickets to a musical that I hope you will enjoy.
I have also booked a table at a restaurant where I hope you will join me in a gourmet meal and we can discuss anything you desire. They also have dancing there so if you would be my partner for the evening I would be the happiest man alive.
I hope you will do me the honour of going out with me tonight.
Mike
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Post by Hunny on Nov 6, 2012 21:52:00 GMT
Oh, that was a pretty good offer! mm ..I brought you poetry though. Shall I write you also a song? Here, have another double shot of Stolies blue! *pours*
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Post by Big Lin on Nov 6, 2012 21:54:28 GMT
This week, Sadie1263 is our vic..erm, volunteer Ask her for a date, and make it convincing. If she says no, go back tomorrow and try to talk her into seeing what a charming schmo..erm potential mate you actually are. Ladies, to play, yup, you're gonna' have to ask her to 'switch sides"! Tell her why in your case, it'd be worth it. ;D The first one to get a date wins 2 contest points. The second successful suitor gets 1 point. If no one gets a date, no one gets points *shrug* (it could happen). That's why you have to try! (The contests scores are here: click ) I don't quite get how it works for us girls, Hunny. Should we pretend that we're lesbians trying to seduce Sadie? Or that we're men? Or that she is? Or what? Sorry, I'm a bit confused (no change there, lol!)
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Post by Hunny on Nov 6, 2012 22:03:32 GMT
This week, Sadie1263 is our vic..erm, volunteer Ask her for a date, and make it convincing. If she says no, go back tomorrow and try to talk her into seeing what a charming schmo..erm potential mate you actually are. Ladies, to play, yup, you're gonna' have to ask her to 'switch sides"! Tell her why in your case, it'd be worth it. ;D The first one to get a date wins 2 contest points. The second successful suitor gets 1 point. If no one gets a date, no one gets points *shrug* (it could happen). That's why you have to try! (The contests scores are here: click ) I don't quite get how it works for us girls, Hunny. Should we pretend that we're lesbians trying to seduce Sadie? Or that we're men? Or that she is? Or what? Sorry, I'm a bit confused (no change there, lol!) I don't know either! ;D Except that you might creatively tell her she'd have a better time with you than any smelly boy! Seriously though, just have fun with it! It doesnt have to be a date actually. You just have to get her to agree to spend time with you.. OR I guess you could try and convince her to switch sides....there's an awful lot of opportunity for some laughs in that I think. I dont expect anyone to take it seriously. So..either way.. Offer her romance. Try to sweep her off her feet. It's all in fun, for humor.
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Post by sadie1263 on Nov 6, 2012 23:12:20 GMT
I just want all of you to know that it is going to take quite bit of effort to beat the most memorable pick up line ever used on me.....
I was in a bar in Ft. Worth and had a very obvious drunk cowboy come up to me and tell me.....and this is exactly what he said.
"You are just prettier than a heifer cow and a heifer cow is the prettiest thing I ever seen"
I may have misheard him and it might have been a Hereford cow.......which supposedly are very nice........but either way.......all of you just need to know that at least at one time......I was cuter than a cow.
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Post by mikemarshall on Nov 6, 2012 23:35:41 GMT
How about this one, Sadie?
When God made the stars he modelled them upon you.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2012 23:52:18 GMT
Sadie,just read my comment line.Just imagine what we could do even if I say nothing
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Post by Hunny on Nov 6, 2012 23:55:19 GMT
Here, now this drink was made from sugar and spice and everything..em..extremely loaded with alcohol *hands drink*
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Post by sadie1263 on Nov 7, 2012 1:05:19 GMT
Rusty.....what kind of car is that? Cars do have an effect on me.............
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Post by chips on Nov 7, 2012 1:20:44 GMT
Aussie's dont mess around here you go sadie
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2012 2:23:25 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2012 7:26:59 GMT
Aussie's dont mess around here you go sadie Well, he does admit it doesn't always work.
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Post by Hunny on Nov 7, 2012 9:41:35 GMT
Alrighty then. You've heard of a chaser, right? *hands two more "tire biter" drinks (it's supposed to be purple, no worries). Now just drink one down quick, and "chase it" with the other, see? Good girl. I'll go get you another round..
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Post by Hunny on Nov 7, 2012 9:49:44 GMT
More poetry for you! Here i sit...broken hearted I asked her out...but you'd think I farted She lights up the room and there's no sign of a broom oh why oh why won't she go out with me? Is it perhaps my bad po-et-ry? ;D *hands you another drink* Okay, okay I've been drinking these too. No, dont worry about the smoke, it's supposed to do that (i think)...
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Post by sadie1263 on Nov 7, 2012 14:48:03 GMT
How long do I get to decide???
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Post by Hunny on Nov 7, 2012 15:02:52 GMT
How long do I get to decide??? Oh... you need a day? You know as long as people keep posting, it's still alive...
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Post by Hunny on Nov 7, 2012 15:07:04 GMT
Em, have another drink. *hands* ;D
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Post by sadie1263 on Nov 7, 2012 15:45:43 GMT
Oh ok.....but there's a couple of you that I can't wait to go out with already!!!
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Post by sadie1263 on Nov 9, 2012 15:31:06 GMT
Well goodness.......Rusty......the whole pregnancy thing, yikes.....and just from talking??? Wow....is it multiples if you actually touch???.......Chips.....oh my......think we would laugh thru our entire date......which would be pretty fun........Hunny........I think I want to go on vacation with you......it would be a blast.......
But I do have to admit to a crush before choosing.......so Mr. Marshall had a bit of an advantage.......but I have to admit it was the dancing that did it for me. Haven't gone dancing in ages!!!
No chocolates though.......it tends to bother people but I don't like chocolate!
Tell Lin I won't molest you so she doesn't have to beat me up!!!!!!
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Post by Hunny on Nov 9, 2012 16:48:55 GMT
Ah, we have a winner! Mike, you get a date and two contest points ! Now I must go commiserate my loss by drinking the leftover tirebiters...
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Post by Hunny on Nov 13, 2012 13:28:59 GMT
////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Roll-a-MemberGAME~ "Roll" - to make fun of, sport on, have fun with ~Every Tuesday, a member is picked at random and you will be instructed what to do to them!It's all in fun folks!////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// _______________________________________________________ THIS WEEK: random draw picked Toby!
DO TO HIM: Tell us what kind of underwear this person wears, and why. _______________________________________________________
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