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Where is the rake? Aug 23, 2012 21:40:02 GMT

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Post by chips on Aug 23, 2012 21:40:02 GMT

Where is the rake?
I was doing garden work this weekend and my wife was about to take a
shower.
I realised that I couldn't find the rake. I yelled up to my wife, "Where is
the rake?"
She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?" I pointed to my eye, and
then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.
My wife wasn't sure and said "What?"
I repeated the gestures. "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she
points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?
She replies,

"Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush"--

We are all visitors to this time, this place. We are just passing through. Our purpose here is to observe, to learn, to grow, to love... and then we return home.

Aboriginal Proverb

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