Advice From The Tin Foil Hat Lady

[Hunny]

If you're at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing, or
the cranberry sauce, or anything else, just pretend you're eating it,
and instead put it into your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then,
later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big cough
and throw the ball to the ground, and say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"

[sadie1263]

Now....my hubby is a cop. One of his favorite stories is about the guy they had to go pick up that had wrapped his entire body in tin foil.....and underneath was a paste made of powdered bleach cleanser (like Comet or Ajax)......wasn't doing a thing for the condition of his skin but he insisted that it kept the aliens from detecting him.

I always did wonder how the hat helped when the rest of you was so easily visible.

[Hunny]

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them
down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

[Hunny]

About tin foil hats

[Hunny]

I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. and since
he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him.

[Hunny]

Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him
it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.

[trubble]

;D ;D ;D

[Hunny]

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

[Hunny]

Some people have never had to struggle. They will never know what it's like to
work on a farm until their hands are raw, just so people can have fresh marijuana.

[Hunny]

[Hunny]

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red
again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a
bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

[Hunny]

Instead of crucifying a guy on a cross, what about a windmill? That way you get the pain and the dizziness.