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Post by ♫anna♫ on Jan 16, 2012 8:42:05 GMT
The "Personality Defect Test!" www.okcupid.com/tests/the-personality-defect-test QUOTE: The Personality Defect Test will provide an accurate analysis of your true personality, but it will do so in a manner that is very insulting, cynical, and unintentionally ridiculous. It uses four variables--gentleness, humility, extroversion, and rationality--in order to determine what kind of person you are. And, unlike traditional personality tests, it will focus on the negative aspects of these results as opposed to the positive. ;D
Click NEXT on the link to go to the test!
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Jan 16, 2012 18:12:10 GMT
I score as the "Hand Raiser"! Hand-RaiserYou are 57% Rational, 86% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant. You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. Your presence is a bane to everyone's existence, because you are too nice for your own good and you absolutely will not shut up. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time. And by the way, the more you wave your hand in class--your extended hand becoming nothing more than a blur as you insanely wave it, thinking we can't see it--the more smug satisfaction the teacher takes in watching the look of excrutiating pain cross your face as you agonize over not being called on, and the longer we'll wait to call on you, just because we absolutely love torturing you so. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal. 4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Brute. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Braggart, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Robot. If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits. Be sure to take my Sublime Philosophical Crap Test if you are interested in taking a slightly more intellectual test that has just as many insane ramblings as this one does! About Saint_Gasoline I am a self-proclaimed pseudo-intellectual who loves dashes. I enjoy politics, science, philosophy, fart jokes, and water balloons, not necessarily in that order. I spend 95% of my time online, and the other 5% of my time in the bathroom, longing to get back on the computer. If, God forbid, you somehow find me amusing instead of crass and annoying, be sure to check out my blog and podcast at SaintGasoline.com. Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average) Rationality Distribution You scored 57% on Rationality, higher than 49% of your peers. Extroversion Distribution You scored 86% on Extroversion, higher than 86% of your peers. Brutality Distribution You scored 43% on Brutality, higher than 53% of your peers. Arrogance Distribution You scored 14% on Arrogance, higher than 15% of your peers.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2012 18:32:48 GMT
Oh bugrit! Got right through it before discovering it was one of those "I-want-your-personal-details -and -e-mail -address-before-you-can-get-the-results" sites.
Blow that for a game of soldiers!
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Jan 16, 2012 18:37:47 GMT
Oh bugrit! Got right through it before discovering it was one of those "I-want-your-personal-details -and -e-mail -address-before-you-can-get-the-results" sites. Blow that for a game of soldiers! Hi Sadie! Just use a fake name and a spammer e-mail address like BELHOME@shopping.de.cc This website keeps trying to sell me houses! They deserve some spam! ;D
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Post by Big Lin on Jan 16, 2012 21:44:13 GMT
I thought it was a load of rubbish. Quite a few of the questions you couldn't really give a simple answer to and his final "analysis" of me was so way off the mark it was unbelievable.
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Post by DAS (formerly BushAdmirer) on Jan 16, 2012 23:14:54 GMT
I dropped out when he asked an for email address.
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Jan 17, 2012 17:48:30 GMT
I thought it was a load of rubbish. Quite a few of the questions you couldn't really give a simple answer to and his final "analysis" of me was so way off the mark it was unbelievable. Hi Lin I could imagine that some immoral people would score identically to all of us on personality tests. The "evil twin" theory?
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Jan 17, 2012 17:51:10 GMT
I dropped out when he asked an for email address. Hi Das, Just use the e-mail of someone, who's sending you spam to your e-mail address! Use an e-mail address like BELHOME@shopping.de.cc This website keeps trying to sell me houses! They deserve some spam! The Vice President of Nigeria keeps sending me e-mails to get my account information so he can transfer millions of dollars to me and of course the Viagra sellers online. They all could use some spam!
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Post by Big Lin on Jan 17, 2012 20:46:59 GMT
I thought it was a load of rubbish. Quite a few of the questions you couldn't really give a simple answer to and his final "analysis" of me was so way off the mark it was unbelievable. Hi Lin I could imagine that some immoral people would score identically to all of us on personality tests. The "evil twin" theory?I don't know about that, Anna. I've had proper psychological tests in my time and they certainly didn't come up with rubbish like this one did. For instance, he asked questions about self-confidence and that sort of thing. I gave him (truthful) answers which was that I was LACKING in self-confidence and so on. He tells me I'm arrogant! And so it went on. Somehow whatever answer you give he twists it to make you look bad.
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Jan 17, 2012 21:31:31 GMT
Hi Lin I could imagine that some immoral people would score identically to all of us on personality tests. The "evil twin" theory? I don't know about that, Anna. I've had proper psychological tests in my time and they certainly didn't come up with rubbish like this one did. For instance, he asked questions about self-confidence and that sort of thing. I gave him (truthful) answers which was that I was LACKING in self-confidence and so on. He tells me I'm arrogant! And so it went on. Somehow whatever answer you give he twists it to make you look bad. Maybe the test interprets a strong sense of morality as "arrogance". The test gives fair warning in my 1st post here!! This test should be good for a laugh at any rate, but I should have probably put it up on Halloween! ;D
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Jan 23, 2012 0:04:45 GMT
Just a fair warning! Anyone who takes this test will be classified in one of these following personality types!
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
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Post by Big Lin on Jan 23, 2012 21:22:17 GMT
Apparently I came out as the Class Clown.
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