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Post by alanseago on Sept 18, 2011 16:34:52 GMT
An old man walks across our square every morning, followed by a big black dog. Should I tell him or, as I see it, should someone tell me?
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Post by DAS (formerly BushAdmirer) on Sept 18, 2011 19:39:13 GMT
alanseago - It's the guy who is not being followed by a big black dog, but thinks he is, that you have to worry about. If he's wandering through Hyde Park stripped naked at 3:00 in the morning that's further worry.
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Post by alanseago on Sept 19, 2011 13:51:18 GMT
I can't see Hyde Park from here, I can see the Pyrenees but no naked men, dogged or dog less. On the other hand, I do see a large black dog most days, it comes from the bar and goes to see the butcher. His name is Ben, the dog not the butcher, his name is Marcel. He gets the occasional lump of gristle, Ben not Marcel, it is Marcel who throws it through the door, the gristle not Ben.
At what time should naked men wander through Hyde Park?
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Post by DAS (formerly BushAdmirer) on Sept 19, 2011 17:29:07 GMT
If he's naked and wandering through Hyde Park while imagining that he's being followed by a big black dog, then he's doubtless nuts regardless of the time of day.
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Post by alanseago on Sept 19, 2011 19:12:13 GMT
I accept, if you have a special interest in naked men frequenting Hyde Park but how do you know that your personal naked man is imagining himself to be dogged by a big black dog? Have you spoken to him of this? How many naked, nocturnal, Hyde Park perambulists have you engaged in conversation? Do you find them welcoming, genial and hospitable or do they wave things at you in a threatening manner?
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