Kids Say the darndest things!

[mcgruff]

Years ago back in the 1950's and 60's there was a television series called Kids Say the Darndest things it was hosted by a gentleman named Art Linkletter he also hosted another kids' show called House Party

During 1 of the broadcasts he asked a little girl "What would you do with $10?" The little one replied "I'd buy my mommy and daddy both a pair of Pajamas cause they sleep without any clothes"

Now I bet alot of you have heard kids say things totally off the wall like that or worse

If you'd like to share them please do

Jeff

[nicol]

After I took my son swimming lessons, we were in the shower and he asked me where my Willy was (he ususally showers with daddy). I told him that mummy didn't have a willy. He then ran out of the shower, into the changeroom and proceeded to search for mummys willy while shouting out "mummy has lost her willy, where is it gone"

How embarrassing

[mcgruff]

SIghhhhh Ah Nikki just think in a few months you get to go thru that all over again!!

I grew up in the church my dad is a retired minister 1 night we were at Church dinner

We were seated at a table with a man and his wife and their young son The lady was a very prim proper conservative school teacher

As the evening progressed my mother went back to the food line to get some dessert she still had food on her plate as she got up from the table the little boy saw her plate and said "You can't have dessert you didn't clean your plate!!"

Everyone at the table rolled and the little boys mother slid down in her chair and wanted to hide under the table

Jeff

[chefmate]

Jan 7, 2009 22:32:22 GMT @nicol said:

After I took my son swimming lessons, we were in the shower and he asked me where my Willy was (he ususally showers with daddy). I told him that mummy didn't have a willy. He then ran out of the shower, into the changeroom and proceeded to search for mummys willy while shouting out "mummy has lost her willy, where is it gone"

How embarrassing

We all bathed together because we had a huge bathtub but that had to end when the youngest boy looked at me and wanted to know why I had "fur" and where was my pecker and how did I pee?

Oh yea, explanations were given and bathing changed to just with daddy

[sandra]

My two kids were in there very early teens. They had no clean clothing because I had been trying for a long time to get them to put the dirty clothing in the hamper. One day my oldest who was about 15 said to me he wanted to wear a certain article of clothing. I told him if it was put in the wash it would have been clean. He proceeded to just put that piece of clothing in the wash. I told him "nice try but I did the wash today and it will have to wait until I do it again" I proceeded to tell him and his 12 year old sister to put all their dirty clothing in the laundry or I would go into their rooms and pick it up and put it in the garbage.

I got two totally opposite reactions. My 12 year old ran into her room proceeded to pick up some of the clothing while in the throws of a harsh temper tantrum.

My 15 year old was quiet. I opened his door to see what he was doing and he was dumping all the rest of his clean clothing on the floor. I asked him what he was doing and before he could answer I said "Don't think this means you will get new clothing. He looked up at me and very seriously said "mum it disturbs me to think that you would let me go to school naked". I started to laugh and told him I would and if he didn't want to go naked, he would have to put the clean clothing away and the dirty ones in the hamper.

[sandra]

When I brought my newborn home from the hospital, my son was almost three years old. He wanted to feed her cheerios and I told him she was too little but when she got older she could eat them.

He got between me and the baby while I was changing her. He looked and looked and then asked "Where did it go". I was puzzled at first and then he repeated his question. I clued in and said she is a girl and girls don't have one. He then asked if she would get one when she got older?!

Of course my husband said "yes, but not how he thinks.

That week I woke up to my son slowing taking my covers off. I asked him what he was doing. He said he wanted to see how the baby came out. For a long time he wanted to be a doctor who helps mommy's have babies.

[drewsmom595]

When my son was two years old I took him to Chuck E. Cheese for the first time. We lived in a very non-diverse, white suburb of Boston at the time. While we were waiting in line to buy ride tokens, an Oriental man and his toddler son came and stood in line behind us. My son turned around and stared at them and then pointed at the little boy and said, "What's that?" Embarrassed, I tried to smooth things over by saying, "he's a little boy...just like you are. Would you like to play with him?" My son just looked at me and then at the little boy for a long 10 seconds and said louder, "No, Mommy...what is that?"

In short, he had never seen anyone who wasn't white before...and he was confused. Thankfully, we had been given our tokens and I could whisk my son away...very red-faced I may add.

It was then that I explained to him that everyone's skin color isn't always the same color...but that we are still all people.

I had never been more embarrased in my life. Until about 6 months later, my son pointed at a woman in a motorized scooter in the grocery store and said, "what's that?"

I explained that the lady's legs "didn't work well" and that's why she needed the scooter to get around. As the woman scooted by us, my son pointed at her and very loudly said, "her legs don't work well!"

I could go on and on.

[nicol]

Jan 13, 2009 1:11:38 GMT drewsmom595 said:

When my son was two years old I took him to Chuck E. Cheese for the first time. We lived in a very non-diverse, white suburb of Boston at the time. While we were waiting in line to buy ride tokens, an Oriental man and his toddler son came and stood in line behind us. My son turned around and stared at them and then pointed at the little boy and said, "What's that?" Embarrassed, I tried to smooth things over by saying, "he's a little boy...just like you are. Would you like to play with him?" My son just looked at me and then at the little boy for a long 10 seconds and said louder, "No, Mommy...what is that?"

In short, he had never seen anyone who wasn't white before...and he was confused. Thankfully, we had been given our tokens and I could whisk my son away...very red-faced I may add.

It was then that I explained to him that everyone's skin color isn't always the same color...but that we are still all people.

I had never been more embarrased in my life. Until about 6 months later, my son pointed at a woman in a motorized scooter in the grocery store and said, "what's that?"

I explained that the lady's legs "didn't work well" and that's why she needed the scooter to get around. As the woman scooted by us, my son pointed at her and very loudly said, "her legs don't work well!"

I could go on and on.

Thats classic Karen, I cracked up reading that.

When I was in Labor with my son, the nurse asked me where my last name came from, I said its a Chinese name. She was giving me an internal at the time and responded by saying "you don't look very Chinese to me"

I said I wasn't, i was married, she was so embarrassed. ;D

[mcgruff]

Ok this one was said by yours truly I grew up in a Church Parsonage. In other words the house I lived in was right next to the chuch on the same property

1 day when I was 12 or 13 my brother was selling his jeep. All day people rang the doorbell to look at it . Mom and Dad were calling them prospects a word was not familiar with at the time

I was sitting in the living room and our doorbell rang I assume it was someone coming to look at the jeep. Sure enough a man was at the door to look about it my brother wasn't home so I went to get my mother

I was going to tell her a jeep prospect wanted to see it Not sure what the word was I said Mom there's a prostitute here to see the jeep

Jeff

[drewsmom595]

These are all so FUNNY!!!!