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Post by iamjumbo on Jan 31, 2010 19:37:30 GMT
and dedicated to ratarsed/fff
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN. The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?'
The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?' The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.'
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Jan 31, 2010 22:04:10 GMT
you certainly use your head though Jumbo!
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Post by fretslider on Jan 31, 2010 22:09:39 GMT
and dedicated to ratarsed/fff In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN. The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?' The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?' The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.' Cheers jumbo
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Post by iamjumbo on Feb 1, 2010 11:56:17 GMT
you certainly use your head though Jumbo! too much sometimes, but, in most cases, i agree with the good doctor, which is why you can count the number of my male friends on three fingers
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Post by iamjumbo on Feb 1, 2010 11:57:48 GMT
and dedicated to ratarsed/fff In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. 'I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news,' he said as he surveyed the worried faces. 'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky, but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the BRAIN. The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a time, someone asked, 'How much will a brain cost?' The doctor quickly responded, '$5,000 for a male brain; $200 for a female brain.' The moment turned awkward. Some of the men actually had to'try' to not smile, avoiding eye contact with the women. A man unable to control his curiosity, finally blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, 'Why is the male brain so much more than a female brain?' The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to price the female brains a lot lower because they've been used.' Cheers jumbo self explanatory. salud
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Post by fretslider on Feb 1, 2010 11:59:04 GMT
Cheers jumbo self explanatory. salud Thankfully, you can't explain me
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Feb 3, 2010 0:55:03 GMT
you certainly use your head though Jumbo! too much sometimes, but, in most cases, i agree with the good doctor, which is why you can count the number of my male friends on three fingers We have to learn to be able to laugh at ourselves first, if we want to be humorous! Humor is kind of like Karate! The first thing you learn is how to take a fall! A lot of people never learn that first lesson!
Jumbo, you got the right attitude! I can tell you some dumb Blonde jokes too! That's something i wouldn't do with a guy, who can't handle your joke here!
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Post by iamjumbo on Feb 3, 2010 11:51:35 GMT
Thankfully, you can't explain me oh, i probably could, but it would be too much like work, to which i'm fairly averse
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Post by iamjumbo on Feb 3, 2010 11:52:48 GMT
too much sometimes, but, in most cases, i agree with the good doctor, which is why you can count the number of my male friends on three fingers We have to learn to be able to laugh at ourselves first, if we want to be humorous! Humor is kind of like Karate! The first thing you learn is how to take a fall! A lot of people never learn that first lesson!
Jumbo, you got the right attitude! I can tell you some dumb Blonde jokes too! That's something i wouldn't do with a guy, who can't handle your joke here!well hon, as you know, girls are farther up the ladder with me
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Post by everso on Feb 6, 2010 16:48:28 GMT
Good one Jumbo! Here's a bit of relaxation advice for anyone who's feeling a bit tense: Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are softly chirping in the cool crisp mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that place known as "the world".
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
The water is so clear.....you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you are holding under water.
There now.....feeling better?
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Post by june on Feb 6, 2010 21:43:15 GMT
Good one Jumbo! Here's a bit of relaxation advice for anyone who's feeling a bit tense: Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are softly chirping in the cool crisp mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that place known as "the world".
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
The water is so clear.....you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you are holding under water.
There now.....feeling better? ;D
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Post by iamjumbo on Feb 6, 2010 22:25:34 GMT
Good one Jumbo! Here's a bit of relaxation advice for anyone who's feeling a bit tense: Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are softly chirping in the cool crisp mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that place known as "the world".
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
The water is so clear.....you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you are holding under water.
There now.....feeling better? MUCH better. thank you
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Post by The Banishedsidhe on Feb 7, 2010 2:55:56 GMT
Absolutely correct for once Jumbo. There are outsider bigots on both sides, but I do find it depressing that all the emphasis is on women to conform to traditional requirements of men as 'superior' instead of challenging those values to say that women are equal, and to liberate men.
The longer I live, the more I find women supporting traditional misogynist values under the name of 'feminism' instead of helping to liberate men into equality to value women's traditions equally and join in as equals with women. I guess pressure just made them abandon the fight to be respected as equals in their own right and to have any effect on male chauvinism, and industrial exploitation (capitalist or communist - it's only a squabble about ownership, not about values).
Any woman who calls herself feminist spouts everything I understand, and so have all my (female) friends as male chauvinist and misogynist sexism. Most women in reality accept that the sexes are roughly equal and would not object to men freeing themselves to be more considerate and compassionate as tradition imagines women to be, and some aspire to feminise society and men in what matters to them.
Only those calling themselves 'feminists' continue to promote sexist prejudice about how the sexes should behave, and to hate men who fail to be the dominators they envy and to despise women liberated from their conviction of women as inferior to the dominating rapist men they want to be. Most women are happy enough to accept that they have freedoms men do not and mostly are conditioned not to want, and men have freedoms they do not and mostly are conditioned not to want.
Personally, I want equality with women, but that would reduce women to equality with me, so whty should they ever allow it?
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Post by everso on Feb 7, 2010 9:17:07 GMT
>sigh< As I said Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are softly chirping in the cool crisp mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that place known as "the world".
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
The water is so clear.....you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you are holding under water.
There now.....feeling better?
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Post by From beyond on Feb 8, 2010 6:08:46 GMT
You'll never get that life is about living and loving and being, not about how much you earn or what status 'the company' gives you or what you own, will you? You'll forever go on putting women down as inferior unless they slave on the same treadmill as men and men as even more inferior and 'misogynist' if they ever want to get off that treadmill and think of themselves as human beings not needing others to validate them and putting their own personal relationships ahead of industrial servitude, like women. Nothing that questions the Rat Race and denies masculine superiority will ever be even comprehensible to those like you.
You will only ever be able to respond with sarcasm to belief that human relationships and emotions and all that is traditionally considered 'feminine' matter far more than Victorian mass employment for its own sake. While you are laughing at it, the world is progressively implementing paternity leave and 'family friendly society' and eroding antiquated beliefs in female inferiority that I have heard only ever from women who call themselves 'feminist' and claim to be aspiring to an equality that the rest have taken for granted all my life and theirs.
I would derive satisfaction from images and memories of love and tenderness, not the violence you think so funny. Maybe it is uptight, but Nazi occupation can influence people to find glib silly remarks from those without such a history just sick jokes by children unable to cope in any other way.
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Post by iamjumbo on Feb 8, 2010 12:23:14 GMT
>sigh< As I said Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are softly chirping in the cool crisp mountain air. Nothing can bother you here. No one knows this secret place.
You are in total seclusion from that place known as "the world".
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
The water is so clear.....you can easily make out the face of the person whose head you are holding under water.
There now.....feeling better?i suppose that if you are thinking of our beloved ratarsed/fff, now banished whatever, you would feel better as each minute passed
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Post by Big Lin on Feb 8, 2010 16:09:02 GMT
If you are Ratarsed/Fighters for Freedom, I'd remind you that you're still suspended and if you post again as a guest you will be banned permanently.
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