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Post by DAS (formerly BushAdmirer) on Nov 13, 2014 20:59:13 GMT
1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man
is a shame, two is a law firm,
And three or more is a congress.
-- John Adams 2. If you don't read the newspaper
You are uninformed, if you do
Read the newspaper you are
Misinformed. -- Mark Twain 3. Suppose you were an idiot. And
Suppose you were a member of
Congress. But then I repeat
Myself. -- Mark Twain 4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a
Man standing in a bucket and
Trying to lift himself up by the
Handle. --Winston Churchill 5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on
The support of Paul. -- George
Bernard Shaw 6. A liberal is someone who feels a
Great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. -- G. Gordon
Liddy 7. Democracy must be something
More than two wolves and a sheep
Voting on what to have for dinner. --James Bovard, Civil
Libertarian (1994) 8. Foreign aid might be defined as a
Transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-- Douglas Case,
Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University . 9. Giving money and power to
Government is like giving whiskey
And car keys to teenage boys.
-- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian 10. Government is the great fiction,
Through which everybody
Endeavors to live at the expense
Of everybody else. -- Frederic
Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850) 11. Government's view of the
Economy could be summed up
In a few short phrases: If it
Moves, tax it. If it keeps
Moving, regulate it. And if it
Stops moving, subsidize it.
--Ronald Reagan (1986) 12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the
Facts. -- Will Rogers 13. If you think health care is
Expensive now, wait until you
See what it costs when it's free!
-- P. J. O'Rourke 14. In general, the art of government
Consists of taking as much
Money as possible from one
Party of the citizens to give to
The other. --Voltaire (1764) 15. Just because you do not take a n
Interest in politics doesn't mean
Politics won't take an interest
In you! -- Pericles (430 B.C.) 16. No man's life, liberty, or
Property is safe while the
Legislature is in session.
-- Mark Twain (1866) 17. Talk is cheap, except when
Congress does it. -- Anonymous 18. The government is like a baby's
Alimentary canal, with a happy
Appetite at one end and no
Responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan 19. The inherent vice of capitalism is
The unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery. -- Winston Churchill 20. The only difference between a
Tax man and a taxidermist is that
The taxidermist leaves the skin.
-- Mark Twain 21. The ultimate result of shielding
Men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-- Herbert Spencer, English
Philosopher (1820-1903) 22. There is no distinctly Native
American criminal class, save
Congress. -- Mark Twain 23. What this country needs are
More unemployed politicians
--Edward Langley,
Artist (1928-1995) 24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is
Strong enough to take everything
You have. -- Thomas Jefferson 25. We hang the petty thieves and
Appoint the great ones to public
Office. -- Aesop FIVE BEST SENTENCES 1. You cannot legislate the poor into
Prosperity, by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. 2. What one person receives without
Working for, another person must
Work for without receiving. 3. The government cannot give to
Anybody anything that the
Government does not first take
From somebody else. 4. You cannot multiply wealth by
dividing it. 5. When half of the people get the
idea that they do not have to work, because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the
beginning of the end of any nation!
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Nov 17, 2014 1:03:36 GMT
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Post by DAS (formerly BushAdmirer) on Nov 20, 2014 2:10:43 GMT
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party and the fact Republicans won the Senate are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly.
Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota . The producer was cold,exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"
In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn't give any milk."
Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves."A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,"an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though." When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races.
In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said.
Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"
In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Biden met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals. A source close to President Obama said, "We're going to have some Paul McCartney and Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might even put some endangered species on postage stamps. The President is determined to reach out," he said.
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Post by blc on Nov 24, 2014 0:32:40 GMT
The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party and the fact Republicans won the Senate are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O'Reilly. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night. "I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota . The producer was cold,exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?" In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn't give any milk." Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves."A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,"an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though." When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races. In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the '50s. "If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age," an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies. "I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?" In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Biden met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals. A source close to President Obama said, "We're going to have some Paul McCartney and Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might even put some endangered species on postage stamps. The President is determined to reach out," he said. LOL is that from the Onion?
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Nov 24, 2014 16:33:51 GMT
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Dec 9, 2014 1:27:15 GMT
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Dec 29, 2014 7:57:24 GMT
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Jan 24, 2015 6:44:50 GMT
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Post by SKITLER on Jan 24, 2015 10:48:49 GMT
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Post by SKITLER on Jan 24, 2015 10:51:33 GMT
id have taken the pic with her on the right track
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Post by jesuschrist on Jan 25, 2015 21:29:29 GMT
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Jan 26, 2015 21:05:58 GMT
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Post by Scottish Lassie on Jan 27, 2015 6:45:05 GMT
Very true Anna, I'm with you all the way. I love the words of wisdom. I''m have to find the time to read them all, so keep them coming.
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Jan 27, 2015 22:53:41 GMT
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Jan 27, 2015 22:56:37 GMT
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Post by Scottish Lassie on Jan 28, 2015 12:27:52 GMT
We do tend to complicate things Anna.
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Post by Scottish Lassie on Jan 28, 2015 12:34:26 GMT
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Jan 29, 2015 5:22:41 GMT
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Post by ♫anna♫ on Jan 29, 2015 5:24:29 GMT
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Post by Scottish Lassie on Jan 30, 2015 4:18:18 GMT
Hi Anna, that is a truism for sure, because as you circumvent the roadblocks and in the process taking a different route, you are learning somethind different, which I think is in itself, wonderfully enlightening.
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