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[sadie1263]

OMG....I LOVE the Unlicensed Pharmacist one!!!

[iamjumbo]

Jul 2, 2016 3:18:48 GMT sadie1263 said:

OMG....I LOVE the Unlicensed Pharmacist one!!!

hey you. it's great to see ya

[iamjumbo]

Jun 20, 2016 5:31:00 GMT Scottish Lassie said:

Jun 20, 2016 4:31:10 GMT blc said:

Why so critical of Hillsry Clinton?

because she is a totally worthless C..., with a capital C. there is NOTHING, nada, zip, zilch, good that can be said about the stupid bytch.

every word that comes out of her mouth is a lie. she is a terrorist supporter. she supports the european union, which, by itself, makes her evil. she's a "one world" idiot, instead of comprehending the FACT that the world is 190+ totally separate and distinct nations
and the list goes on and on

[DAS (formerly BushAdmirer)]

Jul 2, 2016 10:27:17 GMT iamjumbo said:

Jun 20, 2016 5:31:00 GMT Scottish Lassie said:

Why so critical of Hillsry Clinton?

because she is a totally worthless C..., with a capital C. there is NOTHING, nada, zip, zilch, good that can be said about the stupid bytch.

every word that comes out of her mouth is a lie. she is a terrorist supporter. she supports the european union, which, by itself, makes her evil. she's a "one world" idiot, instead of comprehending the FACT that the world is 190+ totally separate and distinct nations
and the list goes on and on

Do you believe Hillary Clinton?
I believe Hillary Clinton…
I believe Hillary Clinton used her non-profit foundation as a slush fund.
I believe Hillary Clinton traded donations from foreign governments for diplomatic favors as secretary of state.
I believe Hillary Clinton set up a private email server in the basement of her home to avoid FOIA scrutiny.
I believe Hillary Clinton compromised national security by sending classified information through her unsecure server.
I believe Hillary Clinton aided and abetted Bill Clinton's sexual escapades and mocked his victims.
I believe Hillary Clinton failed miserably in her attempt to craft healthcare reform during her husband's time as President.
I believe Hillary Clinton accomplished nothing as New York State senator and Secretary of State.
I believe Hillary Clinton achieved her status in the Democratic political machine by riding her husband's coattails.
I believe Hillary Clinton ignored requests from her staff in Benghazi for more security and knowingly lied to the American people when she told them that a Youtube video caused the attack.
I believe Hillary Clinton has some explaining to do about the murder of Vince Foster.
I believe Hillary Clinton should never be allowed to set foot in the White House again.

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Jul 2, 2016 3:18:48 GMT sadie1263 said:

OMG....I LOVE the Unlicensed Pharmacist one!!!

Welcome back sadie1263 ! We missed you!
Hope you stay around.

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[DAS (formerly BushAdmirer)]

Jul 2, 2016 20:00:41 GMT blc said:

One thing about Bill Clinton is that he's always be a lying POS. Some things never change.

Every time I look at him the same question pops to mind: "Would you buy a used car from this guy?"

[sadie1263]

Thanks guys!! Hugs to all

Sigh....my problem is I wouldn't buy anything from anyone running for President this time........I have no idea what I'm going to do........I can't imagine the Clinton's back in the White House....I bet they just barely got everything bleached down from the last time Bill was there..........

My son out in California has some pretty disturbing stories of people that have done business with Trump......so....what to do what to do......

[iamjumbo]

Jul 2, 2016 13:29:24 GMT DAS (formerly BushAdmirer) said:

Jul 2, 2016 10:27:17 GMT iamjumbo said:

because she is a totally worthless C..., with a capital C. there is NOTHING, nada, zip, zilch, good that can be said about the stupid bytch.

every word that comes out of her mouth is a lie. she is a terrorist supporter. she supports the european union, which, by itself, makes her evil. she's a "one world" idiot, instead of comprehending the FACT that the world is 190+ totally separate and distinct nations
and the list goes on and on

Do you believe Hillary Clinton?
I believe Hillary Clinton…
I believe Hillary Clinton used her non-profit foundation as a slush fund.
I believe Hillary Clinton traded donations from foreign governments for diplomatic favors as secretary of state.
I believe Hillary Clinton set up a private email server in the basement of her home to avoid FOIA scrutiny.
I believe Hillary Clinton compromised national security by sending classified information through her unsecure server.
I believe Hillary Clinton aided and abetted Bill Clinton's sexual escapades and mocked his victims.
I believe Hillary Clinton failed miserably in her attempt to craft healthcare reform during her husband's time as President.
I believe Hillary Clinton accomplished nothing as New York State senator and Secretary of State.
I believe Hillary Clinton achieved her status in the Democratic political machine by riding her husband's coattails.
I believe Hillary Clinton ignored requests from her staff in Benghazi for more security and knowingly lied to the American people when she told them that a Youtube video caused the attack.
I believe Hillary Clinton has some explaining to do about the murder of Vince Foster.
I believe Hillary Clinton should never be allowed to set foot in the White House again.

that's because every single one of those things is an irrefutable FACT

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Jul 2, 2016 13:29:24 GMT DAS (formerly BushAdmirer) said:

I believe Hillary Clinton has some explaining to do about the murder of Vince Foster.

HMMM

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Jul 3, 2016 0:53:21 GMT sadie1263 said:

......so....what to do what to do......

Definitely a dilemma. My advice would be to hold your nose and vote for Trump. There is a chance he might be a decent President. There is no chance of that with the Clintons.

[DAS (formerly BushAdmirer)]

Jul 3, 2016 13:47:12 GMT ♫anna♫ said:

Jul 2, 2016 13:29:24 GMT DAS (formerly BushAdmirer) said:

I believe Hillary Clinton has some explaining to do about the murder of Vince Foster.

HMMM

Just one of the many scandals during the Clinton's eight years in the White House. Here is an email that was circulating toward the end of Bill Clinton's Presidency. I saved it because it does such a good job of cataloging the various Clinton scandals. Good for a few laughs too.

Office of the sponsoring committee, Denise Rich, Chairwoman

Clinton Presidential Library
Little Rock, Arkansas

Hello

The Clinton PresidentialLlibrary is located near Little Rock's River Market district on more than 17 acres of land. Construction cost was about $80 million.

This library has many firsts among the presidential libraries. Perhapsmost striking is the huge plastic statue of President Clinton located on the grounds in front of the library. The motorized statue changes color and position every ten minutes.

The main entrance is flanked and guarded by two larger-than-life statues of Arkansas State Troopers.

There is a central area in the lobby labeled "The Road to the White House." In it you will find memorabilia celebrating the important contributors and events leading to Clinton's election. There is a giant model of a Tyson Chicken with full supermarket wrappings and package labeling. There is an unlabeled photograph of a certain defunct savings & loan institution.

Inside there is a small auditorium where you can hear President Clinton's voice-overs of famous speeches. These include George Bush's speech about downsizing government, Dan Quayle's speech about family values, and a number of other speeches. The delivery is so good that the audience may actually believe they were Clinton's own speeches.

One lobby wall is lined with murals depicting President Clinton with famous Clinton quotes: “I didnt inhale,” “I broke no laws of the United States,” “I didn’t lie,” “I did not have sex with that woman”, "The era of big government is over," from his State of the Union Address, January 23, 1996, and “I believe my pardon decision was in the best interest of justice,” after he left office.

There is a display celebrating what is termed The Clinton Magic. There are some subpoenaed documents resting on a pillow. Viewers can push a button and watch the documents magically disappear and then reappear in another room in another building. Push another button and you can see Hillary Clinton win $100,000 in a cattle futures investment bonanza. There is a replica of Bill Clinton hooked up to a lie detector. When the viewer pushes a button it causes Bill to smile broadly and to tell a lie. When he lies the meter on the lie detector zooms up to the red zone. But if you look closely you will see that the label on the lie detector meter has a sticker on it that says: Presidents Approval Rating. Push the button again and youll notice the bigger the lie, the higher the rating.

The Clinton Agenda is depicted on another wall. There is a picture of Bill Clinton dressed up as Robin Hood. He is followed by a cadre of IRS agents dressed up as merry men. There is a video clip where the merry men accost citizens, confiscate their money, give the money to Bill, who in turn flings the cash out to a hungry mob of poor less-fortunates in exchange for their votes.

There is also a large mural of a campfire with a motto above it that says One People. Gathered around the campfire are individuals who have paired-up in groups of two and are arm in arm. There is a Palestinian and a Jew; a Hells Angel and a banker; a black and a white; an elder and a youth; two lesbians; etc. They all look happy. They all love one another. They all especially love Bill. If you look closely you can see that Kenneth Starr is tied to a stake in the middle of the campfire. Off to one side is a holding pen with with other captives awaiting execution. It looks like Henry Hyde and the House Republican prosecutors.

There are three wings off the lobby.

The first wing is a wax museum and named for the "Clinton Women." It houses life-size replicas of the President's fifty favorite conquests. These include Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Susan McDougal, Sally Perdue, Juanita Broaddrick, Lencola Sullivan, Connie Hamzy, Deborah Mathis, Elizabeth Ward, Jo Jenkins, Bobbie Ann Williams, and many more. There is even a likeness of Hillary Clinton at a very young age. The focal point is a lifesize replica of Monica Lewinsky wearing the actual semen stained dress from her White House Liaisons and holding a cigar. You will enter the wax museum through an impressive doorway designed to look like a huge zipper.

The second wing is extremely large and dwarfs the rest of the library. Patterned after the Louvre Museum in Paris, it is dubbed the "Clinton Scandals." This wing is so enormous that you must register before entering and it is recommended that you carry both food, water, and a backpack. Registration is required because you could get lost and require a search party. Soft soled shoes are recommended and you should allow a full day or a day and a half to tour this wing. There are too many exhibits to count and new ones are still being frequently discovered. It is a stroll down memory lane. You'll reminisce as you see familiar names including Jocelyn Elders, Vince Foster, John Huang, Dick Morris, Henry Cisneros, Travelgate, Filegate, The Lincoln Bedroom, Whitewater, Troopergate, Hubblegate, Fornigate, etc. If you wealthy you can hire James Carville to be your tour guide. James will explain the spin-doctored version of the scandals just as he did on Larry King’s CNN show at the time.

The third and final wing is dubbed the "Clinton Achievements." It is a very small wing -- really more of a bay window than a wing. There is just one exhibit. It is a bronze statue of a soldier in drag. There is a small sign on the wall next to the statue that says, "Don't ask, don't tell."

If your contributions are substantial, there is a possibility of expanding the Achievements wing to add an exhibit that takes into account the recent paradigm shift in American moral values. The exhibit would show that: Smoking pot without inhaling is not smoking pot, and Oral sex is not sex. The exhibit would credit the President for these revisions to our standards: 1) Stealing less than $100 is not stealing, and 2) Gambling less than $1000 is not gambling, and 3) Drinking less than 10 drinks is not drinking, and 4) Handling less than 5 tricks a shift is not prostitution.

Your contribution is needed. Your name will be listed on the roll of contributors along with other esteemed contributors including the AFL/CIO, the Trial Lawyer's Association, the Government Employees Union, NOW, The Socialist Worker's Party, the Chinese government, Marc Rich, and the Reverend Farrakhan.

If you contribute more than $1,000 you will receive a pardon signed by William Jefferson Clinton himself. This will be an all-purpose pardon with a blank for you to fill in whatever crime you may have been accused of. You may pay with cash or credit card. If you pay by credit card your money will be laundered and deposited into a numbered Swiss account.

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