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Post by Hunny on Nov 8, 2012 8:44:13 GMT
-> NOTE! We do this weekly, but in the same thread, so go to the current page! Let's Trash Something! Each week, something for us to totally rip on!
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Post by Hunny on Nov 8, 2012 8:44:28 GMT
This week's victim: Canada."Why Canada Sucks (and should be invaded)!"
Comments should include reasons why to hate Canada, and why we clearly need to conquer it. *This is meant as humor. If you are from Canada, and feel upset: 1) Head for the hills, because we really are going to invade, because we hate you, hate you, hate you. 2) Please do something about how your heads are in two halves. 3) Square wheels??? (What's up with that? Was that Scott's idea? (What a dick!) 4) And, finally, what's so good about Molson beer anyway? *blink*
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Post by Hunny on Nov 8, 2012 8:45:18 GMT
Okay. I'll start. I'm tired of finding one of their coins in my change. They look stupid, and won't fit in vending machines (the Canadians, not the coins).
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Post by Atticus on Nov 8, 2012 13:49:18 GMT
Canada, the land where men are men, women are women, and sheep are freaking scared.
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Post by Hunny on Nov 8, 2012 13:56:22 GMT
Canada, the land where men are men, women are women, and sheep are freaking scared.
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Post by Atticus on Nov 8, 2012 20:21:52 GMT
The Prime minister of Canada today gave a speech to the students at the university of Quebec on the importance of safe sex.... As he proceeded afterwords to brand the sheep that kick.
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Post by sadie1263 on Nov 8, 2012 22:48:12 GMT
Canada is a separate country? I thought it was the USA's attic.
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Post by Atticus on Nov 8, 2012 22:56:24 GMT
32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on a t-shirt.
15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go swimming.
Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flag poles.
20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a light jacket.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent videos.
60 below - Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw their kegs.
297 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying"Cold'nuff for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over. The Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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Post by Hunny on Nov 9, 2012 10:22:50 GMT
I also resent seeing those mega-hairy Canadian guys wearing speedos at our beaches. I mean, a bulge is one thing, but who gets turned on by Sasquatch? It's a wonder they survive. I think we should carpet bomb Montreal as soon as possible..
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Post by Hunny on Nov 9, 2012 10:24:57 GMT
And if you think that's bad. You see these geese? They're from Canada. Every year they come down here, like squadrons of WWII bombers. And my car gets pooped on.
Who's gonna wash my car?! Who's gonna pay for that?
I shouldn't have to. They're not my ******* birds!!!
*takes aim at ******* birds*
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Post by Hunny on Nov 9, 2012 10:28:33 GMT
Canada, the land where men are men, women are women, and sheep are freaking scared. Canadian Ted says: "Well, it isnt like those sheep werent askin' for it, eh?"
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Post by Atticus on Nov 9, 2012 14:35:48 GMT
I was talking to a Canadain the other day and he asked if I ever notice the geese when they fly south for the winter. I said yes. He said well they fly in a V shape pattern and one side is always longer. He said I can't figure out why. I look at him and said, because there are more birds on that side.
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Post by Hunny on Nov 9, 2012 16:45:10 GMT
The real reason I hate Canadians is because they put milk in bags and eat potato chips with ketchup on them. And how can you trust such a people who would do that? DISGUSTING!!!! They drink maple syrup out of glasses, ride polar bears, live in igloos!! Their national currency is seals. (And they club the seals.) And they only got electricity in 1963! Barbarians!! (Okay, I may have made some of that up )
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Post by Hunny on Nov 11, 2012 9:17:11 GMT
;D ("They're not even a real country anyway") See this is what I'm talking about! It's ******* Canada's fault! Everything is!
When I get cold, you know why? Because Canada's cold came down here!!!
When I want to go to the North Pole? CANADA!!! It's in the way!!!
* locking & loading now* I'm not your buddy, friend!"
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Post by Hunny on Nov 15, 2012 10:07:32 GMT
Well, Canada, it's been great trashing you. You laid there unnoticable and unimportant as always, and took it like a...Canada.
Alright, to be good sports, here is your symbol, and anthem..
Until we meet again, northern nuisance, erm, 'neighbor'. You may have gotten away this time, but there will be more of us next time! *shakes ..something*
Now, bring on the next victim please!..
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