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Post by sadie1263 on Aug 30, 2011 23:17:25 GMT
Seriously.....some people need to have their twitter/blog rights revoked!!!
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Sinead O’Connor claims she’s “so desperate for sex” that the Nothing Compares 2 U singer has taken to her blog in a desperate plea for some affection and RadarOnline.com has all the bizarre details.
In a piece titled "Is Sinead About To Hump Her Truck?" the 44-year-old explains that her non-existent sex life has led to desperation in which she might take up with inanimate objects.
“My sh*t-uation sexually/affectionately speaking is so dire that inanimate objects are starting to look good as are inappropriate and/or unavailable men and/or inappropriate and/or unavailable fruits and vegetables,” O’Connor wrote on her August 20 blog.
“Needless to say what I do for a living makes it hard for me to find men that only want me cuz they like my (legendary) arse. Yet I am in the peak of my sexual prime and way too lovely to be living like a nun. and it's VERY depressing.”
The Irish singer even ponders joining a dating service, but decides against it because “half the men actually have wives.”
It’s a bizarre and rambling blog written by O’Connor, who was recently photographed looking drastically different and almost unrecognizable from the 1990’s chart-topper she once was.
“Am in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man,” she writes in her list of what she’s looking for in a companion. “Must be blind enough to think I'm gorgeous.”
The blog is especially odd because O’Connor came out in 2005 as a lesbian, but is writing about her search for a man.
“I must end now as I have a hot date with a banana,” she concludes.
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Post by trubble on Aug 31, 2011 11:27:29 GMT
Not only is she a lesbian priest but she has just split from her husband. These things can be difficult. Of course, she's as daft as a brush and that must be taken into consideration.
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Post by sadie1263 on Aug 31, 2011 14:53:12 GMT
Well....I would definitely avoid eating any of the fruit at her house for anyone invited over.
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Post by trubble on Aug 31, 2011 17:57:46 GMT
It's snowballing now. She's cancelled her appearance on The Late Late Show this Friday. (Just fyi, the Late Late Show is the Irish National Chatshow, going strong for god knows how long, 50 years or something, highest rated show here, it's an institution - anyone who is anyone goes on the Late Late Show and anything of any national importance happens there such as Eurovision song choices and Presidential debates.)She cancelled by Twitter, saying that ''having to talked to a researcher, it would not be safe'' for her to appear.... And on her website she posted a follow-on piece - a letter to (host) Ryan Tubridy saying she respected him for his sense of humour.
“I promise to behave like a lady unless you kiss me and then I can only promise I will melt and the ESB will have to shut the whole country off for the night and a day or so after.
“Fear not though, for I have employed my own Lebanese security team to keep me off men and they will have your back at all times. As well as taking business cards from any and all interested men in the studio be they panel, audience or crew.,” she wrote.
“Am wondering, in the meantime would you be a doll and do some explaining for me this week? Because baby you speak ' normal' AND nuts. That's why youre so special.
Also am writing in case your people miss my people on the phone between now and friday you will have the story straight from my own glorious mouth which is at present awaiting an implant. Stop that Ryan Tubridy you bold thing. I mean of the dental variety.
Please will you try to make the 'normal' people understand that anyone even remotely connected to the music business are so because we are intellectually and emotionally unsuitable even for criminality.
We are morons with 16 year old adolescent senses of humour, which are only made worse by attention being paid. We are as children whose unwanted behaviour should be ignored.”
In a lengthy letter that outlines her sexual preferences she said: “My father often said affectionately of me when I was a child " you could bring her anywhere twice. Second time to apologise. Never a truer word was spoken and it's what I want as my epitaph.”
Read more: www.independent.ie/lifestyle/independent-woman/celebrity-news-gossip/not-so-tweet-sinead-orsquoconnor-pulls-out-of-late-late-show-2863219.html#ixzz1Wd7IBItX In vino veritas, eh? She goes on to say:
“I don't want to never again have to wear a polo neck to hide love bites from my daughter so she won't know I love sex. I don't want to never be snuggled. Or told I'm gorgeous. Or have no reason to shave my legs.
I don't want to never bury my nose in a stubbly man's face again. I want the end of my nose red raw from sniffing smelly men's stubbly faces. I want my whole face and neck sore from stubbly men sniffing me!
But I need to finesse my requirements based upon this week's responses to my plea.
I want to 'make lurve'. Sweet and filthy LURVE. With sweet and filthy men. If u don't have both sweetness and filth don't apply. I want 'sweet lurve' with music on. Say it again Sinead .. Like u really mean it this time.. I WANT TO BE LURVED STUPID BY SWEET FILTHY MEN WITH MUSIC ON. Ok? We clear? Ahem... Good. Now I wanna know what music you'd lurve me with.
Im revising the language from ' humping' to 'lurve' because humping became misleading. Am a bawdy thing alright on twitter etc, and a joker, but in fact secretly I'm quite a good girl. Just naughty enough. And I wanna be 'lurved'
Any man wishing to make a case for himself must be between 38 and 55 (that's cus Ryan is 38) un attached, and aware that he WILL be dumped at the drop of a hat if either Ryan, Adam Clayton, or Robert Downey Juniour stake a claim.”
Applications to iamwonderful@me.com and on Twitter @howryeh.
Read more: www.independent.ie/lifestyle/independent-woman/celebrity-news-gossip/not-so-tweet-sinead-orsquoconnor-pulls-out-of-late-late-show-2863219.html#ixzz1Wd9xg7zR On a spiral straight to rehab or what?
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Post by trubble on Aug 31, 2011 18:07:16 GMT
From Joe.ie: In a blog entry on her website today, O’Connor wrote: “Sadly I have had to pull out (of The Late Late Show) as, during the course of the conversation with the (male) researcher I was asked a number of questions which I found rude, patronising, insulting and disrespectful and which wounded me enormously and showed me it would not be either a safe or respectful environment in which to place my precious self.
“I value myself too much to allow myself to be so disrespected, patronised, and treated like a 'crazy' person.”
She added that she will never appear on the show again and expressed disappointment that she had not received an apology, writing: “I will never as long as I live, consider appearing on The Late Late Show again.
“And I might add that no apology or act of respect has been issued by either the presenter of the show, nor any one in a leading position on the show. I am tired of all this 'Sinead is crazy' crap. It’s a disgrace.” from thejournal.ie The singer, 44, announced yesterday that she would not be appearing as planned on Friday’s show, the first of the new season and due to be hosted by Ryan Tubridy.
She said at the time that she would “absolutely” never discuss the reasons behind her change of heart.
However, O’Connor today posted a blog entry on her website saying she believed RTÉ’s reason for having her on the show was to exploit her recent public search for a partner, and make her appear as a “crazy performing monkey”. She said a researcher for the Late Late Show had “asked a number of questions which I found rude, patronising, insulting and disrespectful”, continuing:
The researcher said to me that since I suffer from depression do I not think its insane behaviour to be talking publicly about sex. While it may be called rude, inappropriate, naughty, silly, adolescent etc to talk rudely about sex, it is outrageous to call it ‘insane’.
The singer said the researcher had also asked her what her brother, the novelist Joseph O’Connor, would think of her behaviour. She added she was tired of being labelled “crazy”, and that it had led her to consider suicide. O’Connor also lashed out at the state of Ireland today, suggesting that little has changed since decades gone by.
We are still the same old squinting windows Ireland, the type which had women like me in industrial schools. When u start to feel good about ur self, sure enough someone will come and stomp all over your heart with their steel-toed docs, and tell u u deserved it. Ahhh! <3 still the same old Sinead too.
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